4/30/10

This Little Piggy could only find red and blue in the garage. Also - he wuz here.

4/29/10

This Little Piggy wears black. Black does not wear him.

4/28/10

This Little Piggy has prepared his entire life for this moment. For good or for bad, on this day, pigs will fly.

4/27/10

This Little Piggy, unable to wait the five miles until the next exit, stopped and jumped out - his keys locked safely inside.

4/26/10 – 2

This Little Piggy knows it will break their hearts. But this much is sure: he has heard the call of the city. His days of sun and mud are at an end.

4/26/10

This Little Piggy, realizing her mistake, quietly hides the package; her guests clearly unable to discern that her famous beef ribs are this batch - pork.

4/25/10

This Little Piggy, in a fit of psychedelic fury, sets down his guitar and mesmerizes the crowd with a blistering tuba rock exploration.

4/24/10

This Little Piggy played it cool at the register in hopes Pastor Brian wouldn’t notice he was buying a copy of SHANK magazine.

4/23/10

This Little Piggy lies still as the smoke clears and the dust settles. There are only two winners on this day: the morticians and the bacon lovers.

4/22/10

This Little Piggy knew this day would come: no remorse, no regrets. He steels his resolve, opens the door and walks in.

4/21/10

This Little Piggy would come to rue the day he dismissed the sign on the door of Eileen’s: When Dexy sings, EVERYBODY sings.

4/20/10 – 5

This Little Piggy is a 'friend of ours.'

4/20/10 – 4

This Little Piggy watches in silence as the team performs his experimental double-dutch routine. Fools... It’s not ready yet.

4/20/10 – 3

This Little Piggy didn't believe her when she said it was OK.

4/20/10 – 2

This Little Piggy broke the mirror... not because he is ugly, but because he is shy.

4/20/10

This Little Piggy is quick to love... yet easily hurt.

4/19/10 – 5

This Little Piggy greatly underestimated the effect on his comb-over when he agreed to take a ride in the convertible.

4/19/10 – 4

This Little Piggy's gums bleed after he flosses. He no longer feels the need to cut himself.

4/19/10 – 3

This Little Piggy plays the race card whenever it's clear he's losing the argument.

4/19/10 – 2

This Little Piggy drinks to help him relax. He also drinks to forget.

4/19/10

This Little Piggy dreams of playing the keytar in a Thompson Twins tribute band. Sadly, he has no fingers.

4/18/10 – 5

This Little Piggy isn't sure if he's a Trekkie or a Trekker, but has no doubt he is a virgin.

4/18/10 – 4

This Little Piggy sings like an angel. When appropriately encouraged.

4/18/10 – 3

This Little Piggy's tribe has spoken.

4/18/10 – 2

This Little Piggy writes subversive literature in hopes of inspiring revolution. He wears a beret to signal he prefers the company of male pigs.

4/18/10

This Little Piggy is regretful, having had the roast beef.

4/17/10 – 3

This Little Piggy's woman was forgotten on shore. Now he cries. Softly.

4/17/10 – 2

This Little Piggy drives a 1986 Fiero. He believes this will get him girls. When they notice him, they mostly laugh.

4/17/10

This Little Piggy will spend the rest of his days in an iron lung. Dreaming of walking outside.

4/16/10

This Little Piggy wears a vest. And parachute pants.