Friday, April 30, 2010


This Little Piggy could only find red and blue in the garage. Also - he wuz here.

Thursday, April 29, 2010


This Little Piggy wears black. Black does not wear him.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010


This Little Piggy has prepared his entire life for this moment. For good or for bad, on this day, pigs will fly.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010


This Little Piggy, unable to wait the five miles until the next exit, stopped and jumped out - his keys locked safely inside.

Monday, April 26, 2010

4/26/10 – 2

This Little Piggy knows it will break their hearts. But this much is sure: he has heard the call of the city. His days of sun and mud are at an end.


This Little Piggy, realizing her mistake, quietly hides the package; her guests clearly unable to discern that her famous beef ribs are this batch - pork.

Sunday, April 25, 2010


This Little Piggy, in a fit of psychedelic fury, sets down his guitar and mesmerizes the crowd with a blistering tuba rock exploration.

Saturday, April 24, 2010


This Little Piggy played it cool at the register in hopes Pastor Brian wouldn’t notice he was buying a copy of SHANK magazine.

Friday, April 23, 2010


This Little Piggy lies still as the smoke clears and the dust settles. There are only two winners on this day: the morticians and the bacon lovers.

Thursday, April 22, 2010


This Little Piggy knew this day would come: no remorse, no regrets. He steels his resolve, opens the door and walks in.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010


This Little Piggy would come to rue the day he dismissed the sign on the door of Eileen’s: When Dexy sings, EVERYBODY sings.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

4/20/10 – 5

This Little Piggy is a 'friend of ours.'

4/20/10 – 4

This Little Piggy watches in silence as the team performs his experimental double-dutch routine. Fools... It’s not ready yet.

4/20/10 – 3

This Little Piggy didn't believe her when she said it was OK.

4/20/10 – 2

This Little Piggy broke the mirror... not because he is ugly, but because he is shy.


This Little Piggy is quick to love... yet easily hurt.

4/19/10 – 5

This Little Piggy greatly underestimated the effect on his comb-over when he agreed to take a ride in the convertible.

4/19/10 – 4

This Little Piggy's gums bleed after he flosses. He no longer feels the need to cut himself.

4/19/10 – 3

This Little Piggy plays the race card whenever it's clear he's losing the argument.

4/19/10 – 2

This Little Piggy drinks to help him relax. He also drinks to forget.


This Little Piggy dreams of playing the keytar in a Thompson Twins tribute band. Sadly, he has no fingers.

4/18/10 – 5

This Little Piggy isn't sure if he's a Trekkie or a Trekker, but has no doubt he is a virgin.

4/18/10 – 4

This Little Piggy sings like an angel. When appropriately encouraged.

4/18/10 – 3

This Little Piggy's tribe has spoken.

4/18/10 – 2

This Little Piggy writes subversive literature in hopes of inspiring revolution. He wears a beret to signal he prefers the company of male pigs.


This Little Piggy is regretful, having had the roast beef.

4/17/10 – 3

This Little Piggy's woman was forgotten on shore. Now he cries. Softly.

4/17/10 – 2

This Little Piggy drives a 1986 Fiero. He believes this will get him girls. When they notice him, they mostly laugh.


This Little Piggy will spend the rest of his days in an iron lung. Dreaming of walking outside.


This Little Piggy wears a vest. And parachute pants.