Monday, May 31, 2010


Sunday, May 30, 2010


This Little Piggy holds tight his newly purchased hot wax - hairlessness no longer an unattainable dream.

Saturday, May 29, 2010


This Little Piggy's hope eventually erodes. His Chia Teddy will bloom no more.

Friday, May 28, 2010


This Little Piggy, having exhausted all medicinal solutions, is left with only one option.

Thursday, May 27, 2010


This Little Piggy likes his coffee as he likes his women: strong, black and bitter.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010


This Little Piggy's impulsive test would bring to light two immediate problems with the force shield: the on/off switch being outside and the inability of air to pass through.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010


This Little Piggy demonstrates the effectiveness of the exercise machine by picking a quarter up off the table using only her buttocks.

Monday, May 24, 2010


This Little Piggy makes a valiant dash from the Seniors group. After a few exhilarating moments, his battery dies. For the last time, he truly feels alive.

Sunday, May 23, 2010


This Little Piggy, having spent the better part of two days on the the kitchen counter, eventually came to believe that yes - the floor is indeed lava.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Friday, May 21, 2010


This Little Piggy, blessed with early beard growth, attempts to buy alcohol for his underage friends.

Thursday, May 20, 2010


This Little Piggy reads religious tomes in solitude.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010


This Little Piggy, while greatly increasing his street 'cred' with the installation of his golden 'grill', abandons all hope for a meaningful relationship.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010


This Little Piggy watches Deliverance and thinks "He's faking it..."

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Monday, May 17, 2010


This Little Piggy truly believed he would bury himself alive, until the day the television crew arrived.

Sunday, May 16, 2010


This Little Piggy gets a seat on the bus every day although, while believed to be bearing piglets, is only obese.

Saturday, May 15, 2010


This Little Piggy works with the authorities as virtual bait to lure perverts into the sting operation.

Friday, May 14, 2010


This Little Piggy, at first flattered by the offer to soak his feet in the tribe's vinegar pool, grew suspicious as it became clear there was a feast being planned.

Thursday, May 13, 2010


This Little Piggy adjusts her "breed me" pumps and heads in. She will not be going home alone tonight.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010


This Little Piggy, having decided post-act that this was not such a good idea, uses BBQ tongs in an attempt to set things straight.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010


This Little Piggy, the bruises still fresh from yesterday's semi-final, has his championship dreams suddenly dashed by a brutal double-team.

Monday, May 10, 2010


This Little Piggy had surely heard the stereotypes, but nothing prepared him for the reality when he saw a boar's tail for himself.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Friday, May 7, 2010


This Little Piggy, attempting to make balloon elephants, continuously produces inappropriate shapes.

Thursday, May 6, 2010


This Little Piggy was raised by wolves - for a few hours. Then they ate him.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Tuesday, May 4, 2010


This Little Piggy is thinking of the eyes of the one he killed. One was blue, the other green.

Monday, May 3, 2010


This Little Piggy peevishly calls to complain that his pizzas were ordered 36 minutes previously, but have not yet arrived.

Sunday, May 2, 2010


This Little Piggy hears the rally cry, "WAGONS HO!", loads up and heads West. Thus marks the start of the Great Truffle Rush of 1837.

Saturday, May 1, 2010


This Little Piggy practiced for the Static Apnea championship late into the night. By 2am, his “dead pig’s float” was simply reality.